‘Cracking cheese, Gromit,’ said Wallace, as he poured himself another bowl of camembert. ‘I’ve been thinking’. Gromit folded his newspaper, he’d come back to it later. ‘It’s a long time […]
Come in, come in, whoever you are. Make yourself comfortable, and I shall comfort you. Make yourself a table, and I shall lay plates upon you. Make yourself a Comfit […]
My celebrant’s an elephant,Said the spider to the fly,He’s marrying us tomorrowAnd I’m really not sure why With this ring, I thee wed.Would you like a piece of breadFor the […]