Herein lies the internal workings of the Grim mind. You won’t find much of a factual or useful nature, The Grim’s musings bear little relation to anything that might affect you in the real world. There is no rhyme or reason to any of it, it’s just somewhere I scribble whatever I feel like.
Posts are shown in reverse date order, with the most recent posts at the top and the old rubbish nearer the bottom (or on subsequent pages). They might move around though if I make a significant change to a post and decide to update its currency. I’m always tinkering, so posts are more like moveable feasts than a set menu.
Use sparingly, and always before the use-by-date. Not suitable for freezing.
Gromit takes a trip

Two people, a village, some doors, and an extrapolation

Things eh? Where did they come from? And why can’t we live without them?

Come in, come in, whoever you are. Make yourself comfortable, and I shall comfort you. Make yourself a table, and I shall lay plates upon you. Make yourself a Comfit Table, and I shall spread liquorice in your centres. Do, please, take your shoes off. They’ve been outdoors, and I don’t like outdoors things to…

How to shoot safely, whatever the lens

When writing a blog post, there a few simple rules to follow. First, own a blog. That is where you will put your blog posts. If you don’t already own a blog, then nip out and get one and come back when you’re ready. You can carry on from here, I’m not going anywhere. Now…

There will be a blog post here explaining how cark came to be, and what he came to be, and the bee what he came to explain. Something something something as an inspirational quote Historically what the devil

Introduction Inspirational quote summarising the essence of the post Some absolute gibberish and nonsense to keep the reader occupied while you pilfer cash Tum ti tum An end of confusion Get the key to some takeaways and digest carefully

Yay! Have an oyster
