‘Cracking cheese, Gromit,’ said Wallace, as he poured himself another bowl of camembert. ‘I’ve been thinking’. Gromit folded his newspaper. ‘It’s a long time since you’ve had a proper holiday, lad, so I’m going to treat you to a staycation somewhere nice.’

‘Take a look at this,’ he said, putting a brochure on the table.

Odd Adventures For The Eccentrically Minded
(without having to go anywhere)

I’m in bread

‘Put the kettle on, there’s a good lad.’

Blah and more blah. Bit boring this page, I haven’t really decided what to do with it.

Get To The Point, You Doodah

Okay, I’ll finish off by summarising the main points that I have covered so far. And then I will summarise them again in a slightly different way. Just to make myself feel important.